Started off the work week with a pleasant surprise.
Boss treated me to Duffy’s on Monday. (at Duffy’s Tavern)
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every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
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Can you pass me the soap
omfg aw!
Holy shit
The One.
She is fighting invisible agents.
I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool
It should be a fucking olympic sport like with unitards and shit
You actually can’t wear leotards when pole dancing because you need the friction of your skin on your stomach against the pole to execute some of the moves. But I agree. Olympics.
Dude, the muscles
lmfao idk why but the girl in the background is funny to me because she’s like “omgomgomgomgomgomgyou’redoingitomgomgomgomg”
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Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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